we need better sex/gender anatomy education in this country because i swear to god i was convinced that girls peed out of their bumhole until i was like 19
aren’t you 19 now
it’s been a day of discovery
I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake
Nice girl: what?
Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick
Nice girl: excuse me?
Douche: yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*
Nice girl: isn't that a label they put on small objects?
I just want to sit in a hot shower until I feel put together.
y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple
LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS